jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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