Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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No your aunties a joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Matt is a Duster!

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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