- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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