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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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