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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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