- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Women's rights

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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