What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Poker face

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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