Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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