- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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