there was once a jew

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Your big dick.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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