- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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