- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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