Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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