- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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