Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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