What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's brown an sticky Shit

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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