I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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