How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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