What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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