- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Get on the boat.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

hashtags suck balls

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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