- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Ain't idn't a word.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Your mom went to college

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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