dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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YOU

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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it was all Tagart

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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