- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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