- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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