Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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