- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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