A baby seal walks into a club.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Obama = ebola

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

There's my tractor.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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