- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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