Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Anti Joke

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