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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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