Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Women.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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