Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Anti Joke

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