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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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