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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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