- Anti Joke

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.