- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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