- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Jesus Christ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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