Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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