- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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