knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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the economy.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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