In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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