- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Eric is gay Ha

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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