Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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White men's rights

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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