Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Gus's mom

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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