Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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