- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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