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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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