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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Ross.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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