- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Women.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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