Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Ben Corbishley

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

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