- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

cory is gay

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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