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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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