what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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