- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

knock knock come in

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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