What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Weaner

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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