- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Whose your daddy? Not me

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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