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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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