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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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