Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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i like turtles

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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