- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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