- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A guy at a baseball game....

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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