What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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womans having rights.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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