- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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