Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A man did not like this site

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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