- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Waseem is a hard worker.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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