- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

antonio has a penis head.lol

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Roses are flowers.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

swag

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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