What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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