My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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