If you're happy and you know it get a life

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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David Cameron

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Where's my baby??

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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69

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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