Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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