hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

kieran is a homosexual

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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