If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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whats 2+2? 4

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

No your aunties a joke

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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