Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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