Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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