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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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