- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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