Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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