- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Granny porn!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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