Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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