- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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