- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Gay rights.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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