Sarah Palin's political campaign

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Cheese

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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