- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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