- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

John lazzaro likes dick

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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