- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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