Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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