How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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pudding

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Gay rights.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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This isn't funny.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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