What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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