what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

A storm be brewin!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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