- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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