- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Potassium? K.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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