- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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