What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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