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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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