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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Neither did she.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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