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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Sarah Palin.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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