womens rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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