- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Michael Brown

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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