Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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