Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Blacks

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

NEVER

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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