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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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