Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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