Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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