So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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