- Anti Joke

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos