What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Manchester City

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Chris is hairy

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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