Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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