- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why dont they make black forks

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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