- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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