Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Anti Joke

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