- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.