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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A gay man watches football.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I'm homeless.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

i wonder who made this website? a human

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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