- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Immigration Laws

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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