12 niqqa 12.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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