What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Anti Joke

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