What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

what did one computer say to the other .........

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Anti Joke

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