Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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i love to lick...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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