Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Blacks

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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