- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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