why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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