- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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