- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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