- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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