Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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