- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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