- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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