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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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