- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

why are balck people black because they are

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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