- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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