Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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