Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Peas

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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