Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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