- Anti Joke

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.