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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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