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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Whats the defination of cruelty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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