Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Ben Corbishley

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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