knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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