Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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