Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

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