- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A American seeking into mexico

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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