- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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