- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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