- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??