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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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