- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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