Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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cory is gay

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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