Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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