What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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