Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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