What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Anti Joke

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