The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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