- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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