- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why? Because.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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