- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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