Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Women

This is not a joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What fires shots? A gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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