Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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dallen loves penis

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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