- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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