Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Refridgerator.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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