- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

No

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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