- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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