What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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