- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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