A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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a man checks his mypsace

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Once upon a time a was born

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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