Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

womens rights

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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