What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Yellow People !!

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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