- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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