- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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