How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Pickle

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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