Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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