A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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