A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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. . I am a whale

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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