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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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