What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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You are joking right?

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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