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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What is older than history?

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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