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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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