three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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