- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Turkey Balls

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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